Mac vs PC, South Park Style!


Written by a California State University by a student known on YouTube as huber7, this would be awesome if Cartman played “PC” and Kyle played “Mac”. “F-you fat boy”! “Respect my AUTHORITAH”! Oh the arguments would be awesome!

I could see this go to commercial:

Cartman (PC): I bet I’m going to get more candy than you.
Kyle (Mac): No you’re not.
Eric Cartman (PC): Yes I am because I’m the Candy Master!
Kyle (Mac): No, you’re the Ass Master. There’s a difference.

Or lets reverse the roles and use Cartman as “Mac” and Kyle as “PC”. Here’s an idea of how the commercial would go:

Cartman (Mac): Gentleman, thank you for coming. This is the beginning of a great time in our lives. God has finally spoken to me guys, and he has told me how I can make Ten million dollars.
Stan (Linux): How?
Cartman (Mac): Boy band.
Kyle (PC): Boy band?
Cartman (Mac): Boy Band.
Stan (Linux): I’m not being in any fruity boy band.
Cartman (Mac): There’s nothing fruity about ten million dollars asshole!

Cisco changes CCNA, adds CCENT


CCNA content is becoming more detailed and “heavier” with the latest revision to the curriculum. No doubt Cisco is aiming to maintain a high level of integrity for its certifications, and make certification progression steps a little more manageable. I also hold the opinion that the new two version approach to the ICND will help focus associates on the content that “really matters” so to speak. As the networking world continues to evolve we are beginning to see what was considered “Professional” level content trickle down, and be considered common knowledge at the “Associate” level.

Changes to the ICND exams required to achieve the CCNA include wireless protocols, wireless security, knowledge of Voice and Video effects on networks, and an understanding of the function and purpose of various security devices. Essentially all the changes that occurred in the CCNP curriculum early in 2007 are now filtering their way in to the CCNA level.

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Richard Simmons! Who’s line is it anyway?

Microsoft Surface: One day, your computer will be a big ass table…

HAHA

The one law that could have saved Mike Nifong’s career

The one law that could have saved Mike Nifong’s career, and its just as asinine as his charges against the Duke Lacrosse players.

Sex with drunk women may be considered rape under this proposed law in the UK.

What is most interesting is the lack of explanation, or rather justification, that women who sleep with drunk men isnt considered rape. Also, how would accountability be handled if both the man and woman were drinking? Toxicity level? Mine was lower than yours so you should have known better?

I think I raped myself the other night. Damn ye Jack Daniels, damn ye to hell!

Geez people, I guess you’ll have to stick with good ole’ plain roofies or ecstacy nowadays.

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